Hey Fluttershy, why are you sad? Don’t you cry.

mcdandsarcasm:

Because you know, pimp city.

Hahahaha I fucking love day[9].

COULD IT BE!? FELICITY!? IT COULD INDEED!

(via incipient)

so gone.

so gone.

thefrogman:

Get a giant telephoto lens.
Start zoomed all the way out.
Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size.
Repeat.
Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire. 

Can’t…stop…watching…

thefrogman:

Get a giant telephoto lens.

Start zoomed all the way out.

Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size.

Repeat.

Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire. 

Can’t…stop…watching…

(via halflingoftheshire)

norma-bara:

gothtriggers:

When that’s the most upbeat answer you can muster.

I love Richmond. 

norma-bara:

gothtriggers:

When that’s the most upbeat answer you can muster.

I love Richmond. 

(via nudityandnerdery)

Eating pizza on the way to the gym

Can’t tell if I feel responsible for going to the gym to burn off the pizza or irresponsible for even eating pizza on the way to the gym.

Farewell, dear albatross…

My god

This beat is beautiful.

Like, it almost feels a shame to rap over it.

It’s that good.

butt-burgers:

starfreblogs:

chrisconqueso:

#Preach! #aleluja #hallelujah #DearFemales (Taken with instagram)

Nope, incorrect. Being a “nice guy” does not qualify you to be someone’s boyfriend. I’m not sure if you realized this but being a nice guy should be a GIVEN, a standard quality, and if THAT’S what you’re banking on to get a girl you must be really really really boring as a person. Because what the fuck do you have to offer besides being nice? This victimization of “nice guys” needs to stop because you’re just making yourselves look like idiots. OH WOE IS ME WHY AM I NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP, I’M JUST SO GREAT AND NICE AND PERFECT. Dude, do you not SEE how annoyingly boring you are? You shouldn’t need to wonder why you’re not in a relationship. Furthermore, this is just an exercise in crying out to be in a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship. If a girl picks someone else over you there’s probably a reason for that, and you should be happy to not be in a relationship with her, because what’s the alternative? Be in a relationship just because you feel you deserve one, and not because you’re really into the girl? Shut the fuck up and stop chasing bullshit. Oh, and this “new found asshole” bit? Real cute guys, yeah, that’s charming as fuck. That’s exactly what will get the girl. You really told them. Idiots.

alex.. thank you.

YOU’RE WELCOME! Look, I’m ranting angrily on Tumblr, AM I FINALLY DOING IT RIGHT!? Haha. Another thing: Why is ‘females’ in quotes? Who is this really a message to? YOU SO-CALLED FEMALES, I KNOW YOU’RE NOT REAL!

butt-burgers:

starfreblogs:

chrisconqueso:

#Preach! #aleluja #hallelujah #DearFemales (Taken with instagram)

Nope, incorrect. Being a “nice guy” does not qualify you to be someone’s boyfriend. I’m not sure if you realized this but being a nice guy should be a GIVEN, a standard quality, and if THAT’S what you’re banking on to get a girl you must be really really really boring as a person. Because what the fuck do you have to offer besides being nice? This victimization of “nice guys” needs to stop because you’re just making yourselves look like idiots. OH WOE IS ME WHY AM I NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP, I’M JUST SO GREAT AND NICE AND PERFECT. Dude, do you not SEE how annoyingly boring you are? You shouldn’t need to wonder why you’re not in a relationship. Furthermore, this is just an exercise in crying out to be in a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship. If a girl picks someone else over you there’s probably a reason for that, and you should be happy to not be in a relationship with her, because what’s the alternative? Be in a relationship just because you feel you deserve one, and not because you’re really into the girl? Shut the fuck up and stop chasing bullshit. Oh, and this “new found asshole” bit? Real cute guys, yeah, that’s charming as fuck. That’s exactly what will get the girl. You really told them. Idiots.

alex.. thank you.

YOU’RE WELCOME! Look, I’m ranting angrily on Tumblr, AM I FINALLY DOING IT RIGHT!? Haha. Another thing: Why is ‘females’ in quotes? Who is this really a message to? YOU SO-CALLED FEMALES, I KNOW YOU’RE NOT REAL!